Immigrants Make America Great

“This adjustable brim snapback hat is the greatest hat, that I can tell you.”

Suck it, Donald Trump. The presumptive Republican presidential nominee’s shit-tastically stupid, implicitly racist campaign slogan, “Make America Great Again,” yearns for an America that never really was. One of the most consistent, driving forces behind Trump’s political middle finger to everyone and the alleged path to making America “great” again has been his xenophobic, us-versus-them, keep-em-all-out anti-immigrant rhetoric.

But wait. This hat, on sale from Define American, is a pretty sweet retort.

Here’s perhaps how Trump would sell it: “This adjustable brim snapback hat is the greatest hat, that I can tell you. You have to imagine that this is the classiest piece of headwear you will ever know. Look at it, it’s disgusting that there are people walking around without it on their heads, it’s unbelievable, it’s UNbelievable. Tens of thousands of people will want to wear this hat, I guarantee it. You are going to do so much winning in this hat. Over and over and over again, all over the place. You’ll get sick of all the winning you’ll be doing.”

Get it here.


Author: Marcus M. Wise

I love to spend my time online and on some outdoor activities that I like. I spend my weekends by going out with my friends and family. I also love to travel around the world if there a window for monetary budget. I have been into some exciting places and I am surprised to new things I saw.

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